These are a few questions that have arisen during the past year, regarding a few of my favourite things. Ask yourself, what would a vegan do (WWVD)?
In Moby-Dick, you are Ahab. Not Ishmael - get over yourself. You have just found the white whale. What would a vegan Ahab do?
Super Mario Bros (the first one): Is it vegan to use warp tunnels?
Can vegans wear their sunglasses at night?
You are out on a date with the xenomorph from the Aliens franchise (I know, I know, dream come true - bear with me this is my fantasy): The alien orders a side of beef gravy. Wat do? :o
And lastly, you have a tire blowout while driving down a deserted highway late at night. You pull out your spare only to find out that it, too, has a slow leak and won't hold any pressure. To your surprise, a tow truck appears in the distance and comes to a stop beside you, and out jumps the most beautiful or handsome mechanic you could ever dream of. You get to talking some casual conversation and find out that this Adonis or Athena is a FILTHY CARNIST! How do you display your (presumably) extreme displeasure?
Consider your answers wisely vegan --scum-- friends. Best answer by this time tomorrow gets gold for my cakeday. GOOOLD!!
Submitted March 21, 2015 at 05:55PM by comfortablytrev http://ift.tt/1BjDcuf
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